MR. BLACK'S FILM REVIEWS #1

Written by Mr Black on Tuesday the 27th of July 2010

Short, honest reviews you can rely on (as much as the government).

Sex and the City (2008)
"A Flawed Masterpiece"

Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
"Laugh...I nearly shat myself"

The Passion of the Christ (2004)
"A subtle portrayal of one man's torment"

Dude, Where's My Car (2000)
"Genius"

Citizen Kane (1941)
"Citizen Kane,
is particularly Lame"

The Blair Witch Project (1999)
"Unashamedly unoriginal, uninspired and unrealistic. Just follow the river you effing idiots!"

Irreversible (2002)
"Enchanting...one for the ladies"

Team America: World Police (2004)
"Move over Pixar"

The Shining (1980)
"Pointless and laughable...Kubrick should be ashamed of himself. Go buy the book"

Don't Look Now (1973)
"Highly amusing throughout, but falls at the last hurdle"

The Lost Boys (1987)
"Timeless"

The Titanic (1997)
"The unconvincing premise of the movie lets it down in a gargantuan way"

Inland Empire (2006)
"Like its predecessor Mulholland Drive, this is a simple film for simple people"

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2000)
"Unmade"

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