Tell us how

your day has been and how you feel. Thanks to the magic of our new email post box (below), you now have the power to set us into motion - send us your thoughts and within seconds we will be putting on our slippers, stoking the fire, brewing a good strong cuppa and nestling happily into the warmth of the Lazy armchair; whereupon, after a few dunks of secret biscuit, your words will no doubt have successfully induced us into a friendly chin wag. Or... you could just email us at, the choice is yours.
Your Name
Please enter your name here, you can use someone else's if you wish but then we will call you by that name! So if Martha takes your fancy or Doris or indeed Batman or Robin then please feel free to add what you wish. Otherwise your own name (and silly middle names we can laugh at) will do just fine.
Your Email
An important one this because it is how we will contact you so if it is wrong it just won’t get there. Please enter a valid email for us to virtually throw our words right back at you!
Your Website
If you have a website you are associated with please enter it here and we can have a look and see all the myriad of wonderful things all about yourself. If not just leave it blank, empty could be the new full.. well if it wasn't empty!
Your Words
Write us a poem, a little shanty or just contact us and say hello. Abusive comments as usual at Lazy Gramophone cause young kittens to spontaneously combust - so really it's not a good idea (or a pretty one). As always thanks for your words.
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