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Written by William Conway on Wednesday the 5th of October 2011

Laughing all the way to the bank and crying all the way back

And to top that I cut myself on a used needle in the haystack

I walked a mile in rich man's shoes, but they were size fours

So I'm less enterprising and a little more enter prize draws

All I've got is a lucky penny, I took my chances on holiday

Don't knock it but I tried opportunity's buzzer on the way

So now I must steal through slights of hand and slips of digits

And if I do fall short I feel a bit better when I trip midgets