William Conway

William Conway

Profile picture - thanks to Agnes Konopka for the shot
Journals from William

  • Best Policy

    25-08-2010

    There's a fridge magnet in my kitchen which depicts a fing... more

  • East Enders

    02-04-2010

    It's a tough neighbourhood where I live in East London. If you're walk... more

There is very little to say about William Conway. However, the more dyslexic among you may have noticed that his name is an anagram of Willowy Maniac.
Words from William

  • Pulling

    Written on 15/02/10

    She loves me not. She said she used to love me before I started pulling all the petals off her flowers... read more

  • Just mates

    Written on 15/02/10

    Was I too intimate? Too into mating? Did I intimidate My timid date?... read more

  • One stop - A short story

    Written on 19/02/10

    One Stop "Oh my god! Hi!" What is she wearing? "Hi-i, I lo-ove your dress. Where's it from?" Like, have you even heard of a bra? "From here actually, last week, d'you like it?"... read more

  • 1234 break

    Written on 02/03/10

    1234 Break First comes the thirst then follows the hunger Seconds like lifetimes pass but I feel I'm getting younger Thirds don't divide up as easily between two Forth sprang suspicions... read more

  • GOD SMELT LIKE SULPHUR

    Written on 02/03/10

    GOD SMELT LIKE SULPHUR Scientists this week made public their discoveries based on research into available materials at the dawn of existence. They were funded by the Alliance of Religion... read more

  • Just Looking

    Written on 29/03/10

    We stare at each other every day. You don't know us but we know you. We are so similar, sometimes we look so alike, but there are great differences that go beyond what the eye sees. ... read more

  • Recipe for Disaster

    Written on 29/08/10

    Recipe for disaster Ingredients needed to make one large embarrassment; Bring together two parts insecurity with one part arrogance. Don't allow yourself to mix well, be shaken up easily... read more